When There's No More Room in Hell...

...the dead will walk the earth (Dawn of the Dead).

Not infrequently, as I wander aimlessly about the confines of my flat, I will glance towards one of the windows fully expecting to see a zombie; either lolling around in the driveway, or the backyard, or with its decaying face pressed up against the glass, peering in at me (assuming it has eyes). I'm not entirely sure if I'm worried that zombies might appear or if I'm hoping that zombies will appear. Whatever the case, it's fairly apparent that I have watched too many zombie films.

Or else I haven't watched enough.