Merry Christmas is NOT an Option

Due to the inexorable approach of Christmas, Effulgent13 is experiencing a degeneration of all its faculties: physical, emotional, intellectual, hell, even spiritual. During this most difficult of "happy" seasons it can barely keep itself fed, let alone think coherent thoughts. Basic hygiene is just a distant memory. Writing in the first person is no longer possible. Just have to make it through 5 more days and it will all be over. Need more tea.