Just another quiet Saturday night, listening to Norwegian black metal and devouring the flesh of my enemy. Yummy!
It is with overwhelming and transcendent joy that I embrace my insignificance. Hallelujah!
This Jameson Irish whiskey I'm drinking is really good. Goooood!
Bring on the dancing Leprechauns!!!
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I've told you not to drink alone. And to be wary of the leprechauns, especially when they're dancing. You are falling apart without me.
I thought I'd gotten rid of you. I sent you back to the other place, the dark place, from whence you came. There can only be one Nicole in this world. And that's ME.
Don't be a fool Nicole, or "Effulgent13". I'm the true Nicole. You need me. I will guide you along the right path; the only path.
And I've closed the portal to the dark world. You can't send me back, EVER.
(...evil cackle)
Feck.
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