The New POSITIVE Thinking

Increasingly, it seems imperative that I endeavour to be less cynical and negative, lest the black hole of doom swallows my soul. So, uh, I guess I'll have to focus on the positive:

• It's nice that I don't have a peanut allergy, as I love to eat peanut butter.
• Being myopic means I have to wear glasses, which protects my eyes from flying shrapnel.
• Possum poo all over the driveway means the possums are thriving.
• Something about rainbows.
• And snowflakes on kittens.

Kill me now.

Well, that didn't last long.

Hello, black hole of doom!

Actually, it's quite comfy here, in the black hole of doom.
There's plenty of room, in the black hole of doom.
It's not really a tomb, the black hole of doom.
It's more like a womb, the black hole of doom.