Thoughts From My Pillow

[Some of my most profound ruminations occur whenst I'm in a non-vertical, pyjama-clad posture - one from which I have great difficulty extricating myself - ie I can't get out of bed!]

• my bed is way too comfy


• sanctuary


• the world will just have to go on without me


• sorry, Willow, I shouldn't move my leg, thus disturbing your infinite slumber


• can I delay my participation in this day indefinitely


• I've read about (fictional) people taking to their beds for long periods of time - presumably to escape the evil world


• there are tasks to which I could be attending, if only I could shift my ass! (and the rest of me)


• hunger will eventually smoke me out, such that I'll have to get up and eat something...


• ...unless I eat Willow...


• ...mwahahahaha...


• ...Ow! *smacked by angry claw*