Inferno

The Bureau of Meteorology is saying, due to climate change, we can expect more extreme heatwaves like the one south-eastern Australia experienced last week - temperatures will be approximately 2 degrees hotter overall - 40ºC will become the new 38ºC - and there will be more days over 38ºC. Apparently, we're just going to have to get used to it. Bite my overheated arse! Here's a crazy idea: stop pouring greenhouse gases into the atmosphere and we'll cool down. I will never accept 37ºC as a "cool change".