Friday 8 February 2013

Musings of a Psycho Cat

Oscar, our friendly neighbourhood psycho cat, enjoys perching, for extended durations, upon the various external window ledges located around my flat, whilst intently peering inside. This may seem like a creepy thing for an animal to do...because IT IS! I often wonder what dastardly thoughts he is thinking as he stares incessantly at me and Willow as we go about our daily (and, apparently, incredibly fascinating) routines.
Thanks to the magic of digital camera technology, I have been able to capture creepy Oscar (and his creepy thoughts) in the very act/s of being creepy:


"I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti."


"I am your number one fan."


"A boy's best friend is his mother."




Guide to psycho quotes:
Picture 1 - Hannibal Lecter, The Silence of the Lambs
Picture 2 - Annie Wilkes, Misery
Picture 3 - Norman Bates, Psycho